peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
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theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
rachelisaflameprincess: bendydicks: considerthishippie: Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth. oh i was not prepared for that
Alex the girlfriend moment[[MORE]]so yeah. I cant decide if the casual nude photos of me my significant other takes are cute, or awkward? Maybe creepy? Im not exactly sure. Definitely artistic, you cant see the naughty bits, Im always in weird poses, perched on a windowsill. I dont know how to feel about this. Flattered I guess. I dont look terrible, in most I look nice. I dunno. I have nice...
c-apable: sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box: scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero. Slytherin: I’m fucking badass. Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck. Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen. CRying OMG
lostincomaa: extremesportscalendarmodel: In Norway we don’t say “I love you”. we say “jævla skapdører åpner seg alltid av seg selv midt på natten og skremmer meg når jeg våkner” which translates to “without you I’m nothing”. I just think that’s so beautiful.
dante-this-is-just-fanfiction: clumsyoctopus: makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation sells it with...